aguybl0g:

thats nice and all but my wife would just yell “get off your fucking phone!”

aguybl0g:

thats nice and all but my wife would just yell “get off your fucking phone!”

words-left-regretting:

What I need is good sex, good food, a good massage, and a comfy ass bed with all the luxuries I could ever want.

Your spa day begins tomorrow.

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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